For male audience only.But females with a sense of humour may enjoy it.
Pyaar ka Punchnama, was an awesome movie in the sense that it depicted exactly the categories where most of the girls, before marriage, fall into. The movie was such that almost everyone who ever had a relationship could relate to one of those three stories.
The extremely possessive: This is the kind who thinks just because she started living in with you without telling her parents or against her family, she has the upper hand in the relationship. In her view, her sacrifice is unsurmountable and everything you do compared to that amounts to nothing. Even if you work your ass out to please her, she will have the belief that whatever you do is the minimum that you should anyway do. The moment you shy away from any of these shits, you have invited yourself to the big fight. The only difference here is that logical arguments earn no brownie points here and the debate is mostly run on illogical , unjustified accusations and the end result is mostly predecided- you give up.
In short, in this case the license you got to her assets is not for free and you have bargained your soul, your life for that. Your focus has to be only on her and she will ensure it using techniques which we innocent boys dont have a clue of. So beware my friends, the short time benefits might look attractive, but the long term spear that awaits to enter your part where the sun never shines ( quoting Stephen King) is invariably a part of this vicious deal.
The girl friend, but not girlfriend: The most dangerous kind. This is the one we should most definitely try to avoid but we unfortunately run into them atleast once in our life. She has a simple weakness, she needs attention, a shoulder to cry on, a companion to go on shopping with where the companion might sometimes, most of the times infact, need to pay. She may or may not have a boy friend, but your chances of scoring based on your care and concern for her stays at limit tends to zero.
This kind has mastered the concept of friendship and knows how to manipulate it and use it in their favour. Friendship is her medium to get her things done and also her defence against you in getting your things done. Sooner or later, friendship will be used against you in ways which you wont be happy about at all.
The flirt: If you have a strong heart and a mind focussed on only one thing, she is the catch for you. Ofcourse, you need to qualify her cut offs for you to even get a smile from her. This kind is on a mission to conquer the world, extremely ambitious and career focussed and the good thing is that she is stressed most of the time. But remember, even if you get a ticket for the show, you are just a transcient part of her life, just like a movie, and your stint with her will be as quick as your moments of ecstacy.
She is the perfect creation of God with the one objective ingrained in her mind to deliver pleasure and happiness around her vicinity to the ones worthy of her.
Having detailed these I would like to say that the makers of PKP have willingly or unwillingly not done justice to the girl community by excluding that one category without which most of the girls I know will feel betrayed.
The Girl: The gift of God to this undeserving world. She is the epitome of Lordess Saraswati and Lakshmi combined into one being. This kind knows the meaning of love and committment.And by committment, I mean not only to you but also to her family.
She knows how to love and how to get loved. Infact once you get one of this kind, you cant stop loving them. You will love everything about her, her smile, her hair, her eyes, her kiss and whatever you could think of.
She knows her limits and hence you wont be granted any license until the right time. This is important for her as she wants to maintain the sanctity of the relationship. She will do everything for you and will also expect back from you. But if you fail to do so, she will not accuse you of anything but will only be hurt. You have to be a devil to hurt such a being.
This kind has one weakness. They are trying to emulate Mother Teresa and are on that mission of absorbing all pain in the world alone without sharing anything with you or for that matter with anyone else also.
She loves you, that is the truth. But whether you will get her as your soul mate is not guaranteed. Why that is so cannot be explained her simply because I dont yet have the answer. May be because most true love stories, dont have a happy ending. But that may not always be the case, if you are shrewd and man enough, you will know how to get your girl irrespective of what the universe conspires.
Key Takeaways:
PKP is an awesome movie. Watch it, if not yet done.
It is not a complete categorical description of girls.
Even the list I presented is not complete. Because the P&Cs of features will lead to an infinite insignificant list.
Enjoy life as it comes.
Keep reading & Keep your hunt on!
Tschüss ( in German :) )
Pyaar ka Punchnama, was an awesome movie in the sense that it depicted exactly the categories where most of the girls, before marriage, fall into. The movie was such that almost everyone who ever had a relationship could relate to one of those three stories.
The extremely possessive: This is the kind who thinks just because she started living in with you without telling her parents or against her family, she has the upper hand in the relationship. In her view, her sacrifice is unsurmountable and everything you do compared to that amounts to nothing. Even if you work your ass out to please her, she will have the belief that whatever you do is the minimum that you should anyway do. The moment you shy away from any of these shits, you have invited yourself to the big fight. The only difference here is that logical arguments earn no brownie points here and the debate is mostly run on illogical , unjustified accusations and the end result is mostly predecided- you give up.
In short, in this case the license you got to her assets is not for free and you have bargained your soul, your life for that. Your focus has to be only on her and she will ensure it using techniques which we innocent boys dont have a clue of. So beware my friends, the short time benefits might look attractive, but the long term spear that awaits to enter your part where the sun never shines ( quoting Stephen King) is invariably a part of this vicious deal.
The girl friend, but not girlfriend: The most dangerous kind. This is the one we should most definitely try to avoid but we unfortunately run into them atleast once in our life. She has a simple weakness, she needs attention, a shoulder to cry on, a companion to go on shopping with where the companion might sometimes, most of the times infact, need to pay. She may or may not have a boy friend, but your chances of scoring based on your care and concern for her stays at limit tends to zero.
This kind has mastered the concept of friendship and knows how to manipulate it and use it in their favour. Friendship is her medium to get her things done and also her defence against you in getting your things done. Sooner or later, friendship will be used against you in ways which you wont be happy about at all.
The flirt: If you have a strong heart and a mind focussed on only one thing, she is the catch for you. Ofcourse, you need to qualify her cut offs for you to even get a smile from her. This kind is on a mission to conquer the world, extremely ambitious and career focussed and the good thing is that she is stressed most of the time. But remember, even if you get a ticket for the show, you are just a transcient part of her life, just like a movie, and your stint with her will be as quick as your moments of ecstacy.
She is the perfect creation of God with the one objective ingrained in her mind to deliver pleasure and happiness around her vicinity to the ones worthy of her.
Having detailed these I would like to say that the makers of PKP have willingly or unwillingly not done justice to the girl community by excluding that one category without which most of the girls I know will feel betrayed.
The Girl: The gift of God to this undeserving world. She is the epitome of Lordess Saraswati and Lakshmi combined into one being. This kind knows the meaning of love and committment.And by committment, I mean not only to you but also to her family.
She knows how to love and how to get loved. Infact once you get one of this kind, you cant stop loving them. You will love everything about her, her smile, her hair, her eyes, her kiss and whatever you could think of.
She knows her limits and hence you wont be granted any license until the right time. This is important for her as she wants to maintain the sanctity of the relationship. She will do everything for you and will also expect back from you. But if you fail to do so, she will not accuse you of anything but will only be hurt. You have to be a devil to hurt such a being.
This kind has one weakness. They are trying to emulate Mother Teresa and are on that mission of absorbing all pain in the world alone without sharing anything with you or for that matter with anyone else also.
She loves you, that is the truth. But whether you will get her as your soul mate is not guaranteed. Why that is so cannot be explained her simply because I dont yet have the answer. May be because most true love stories, dont have a happy ending. But that may not always be the case, if you are shrewd and man enough, you will know how to get your girl irrespective of what the universe conspires.
Key Takeaways:
PKP is an awesome movie. Watch it, if not yet done.
It is not a complete categorical description of girls.
Even the list I presented is not complete. Because the P&Cs of features will lead to an infinite insignificant list.
Enjoy life as it comes.
Keep reading & Keep your hunt on!
Tschüss ( in German :) )
3 comments:
Hi..the article is just amazing to read..i have read it and have send this link to few of my friends..for them to read..U have already earned a round of applause for that....but while going through it..I could quickly recall...even the male fraternity comes with such demarcation..
Firstly the ones who are the charmers,without whom the female community shall dispose into boredom, they use their charm to get anything and everything granted from their female fatale..they can hang around wd anyone ranging from someone next door to the ones who seeks attention...and the impact of you in their lives disappears as soon as they are out on their next prowl..
Secondly, the ones who cant get a gal easily but they are the master of words and often look for easy targets...they have needs, we can call it companionship..or things beyond that...which are not met and they are in their quest to fulfillment..they are always in the attempt...to confuse you..and once things are done..they wash their hands with words and escape..
Thirdly,the ones...who have tried dating a million tyms but disappointment is what that came their way...they are already on wrong side of 20 or 30 and their moms have already started the search engine..they know their chances are as minimal as the hair on their head..and that it wd soon disappear...so commitment is their weapon..to woo any female looking for it...though their heart cries in giving it to any gal..who shows interest in them..
Lastly, the kind which is already under extinction, the ones who can be called "The complete man" who are so much moulded to perfection that u cannot shed their eyes off them. He is the one who shall love u..protect u..and for them u are the the world. They not only connect to u...but act as a son to ur parents..and makes u feel good every moment u are with them despite fighting their own shortcomings..He is so impactful that once he wins ur trust...u can go any miles...to be with them, support them and spend ur entire lyf with them. Girls look for such men, but if u look around its the former three categories which comes in to picture..
I almost wrote a blog in the form of a comment, its not meant to hurt anyone, i just compiled whatever I have seen around and hv put it in words...
Hey a wonderful repsonse .. I completely agree that such demarcations can be done for the male fraternity also.. n can just wish u luck in finding the 'complete' almost extinct species of men...
the debate of which is the better sex in terms of loyalty, understanding capability and better judgement can be carried on unconclusively till infinity i guesss.. :)
Thanx ya..but the comment(blog) is not a collection of my experiences..i hv a few such experience..considering my choosy and judgemental characteristics...but there are lot of gals living across this ciy who faces such experiences..everyday..we all are waiting for our Mr Perfect...but its difficult to find one...so i mentioned the extinct species of men...
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